06 6 / 2014

Wow!

(via the-beauty-of-words-blog)

23 10 / 2013

latimes:

audiovision:

itscolossal:

Shake: Hilarious High-Speed Photographs of Dogs Shaking by Carli Davidson

HD drool never looked so good.

We’ll never look at dogs quite the same way again.

23 10 / 2013

christinefriar:

Mari recently linked me to an Etsy store that sold patterns for crocheted tortoise cozies. As someone who likes to let her tortoise roam around the apartment/grassy areas, but then gets concerned that the tortoise has perished behind the oven/been abducted by a bird of prey, I got excited about this easy-to-spot garment. I don’t know anyone who crochets, though. Luckily, the woman updated her store and is now doing made-to-order versions, so I can just pay her to crochet it for me.

Anyway, I lay all of this out there because now the question has become: do I buy a moderately mortifying one (the pumpkin), or a full-blown mortifying one (turkey)?

I’m leaning pumpkin, but if I’m going to drop $17 on this thing, maybe it’s better to get ugly. Feel free to weigh in. This is my life. This is the extent of its content.

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23 10 / 2013

cha-chi45:

I just died 

(Source: maleficent-z)

23 10 / 2013

musicalfuture:

warpfactorawesome:

みっちりねこマーチ - MitchiriNeko March (by Mitchiri MitchiriNeko)

MY FRIEND FOUND THIS AND SHOWED ME AND I’M PRETTY SURE I’VE LOST THE ABILITY TO FEEL ANGER OR SADNESS????

I’m sick and feel like barfing everywhere, but this made me feel at least a bit better (:

(via cha-chi45)

23 10 / 2013

cha-chi45:

lost-in-ikea:

glam00ur:

all 46 excuses on my friends wall, 

1. i was just really, really early for tomorrow

2. we can’t all be usain bolt

3. in this day and age, we shouldn’t need labels like “late”

4. i had pe first period do you blame me

5. i really, really didn’t want to sing

6. my brother thought it would be hilarious to drop me outside the prison gates

7. you can’t tell me how to live my life

8. #YOLO

9. my legs fell off and i had to roll all the way to the emergency clinic

10. there was a freak yachting accident

11. i am a fucking retard

12. this is just for my wall

13. do you even read these

14. “it does not matter how slow you go, so long as you do not stop

15. i spent my entire night writing tom daley fanfiction

16. my father left my mother for an air hostess seven years ago do you expect me to get over that emotional trauma overnight

17. sarah palin and i got into a twitter war and i couldn’t leave and let her win

18. traffic jammy jammy jam

19. how can i go to school when alex turner

20. my sim was having an emotional meltdown and i needed to be there for her

21. i was sticking it to the man

22. i spent my entire night worrying if i would ever lose my virginity 

23. fifty shades of late; i was walking and then i caught the eye of an attractive member of the opposite sex and we began exchanging significant looks and i knew we would one day make sweet love so i just walked alongside him and tried to catch his eye and to be continued

24. part two he was playing hard to get so we walked and walked and he had the perfect hair colour it was sort of beige brown anyway it turned out he was walking to a bus stop so obviously i had to catch the bus because true love and silently we rode out to papakura and into the sunset

25. my meth lab caught fire

26. my bed is more comfortable than your school will ever be

27. i was sad

28. it was a nice day, so i walked leisurely

29. i had beat my younger brother for saying “swag”

30. i had to travel back to the 1950’s to ensure my birth

31. 2 kool 4 scool

32. i had to stop, collaborate and listen

33. i tried

34. i’m sorry i’m late

      it’s not my fault

      my auntie was killed

      and i joined a cult

35. a haiku about lateness:

late late late late late

late late late late late late late

 late late late late late

36. my best friend was telling me how to give a satisfactory blow job i wish i was joking

37. i was fashionably late

38. i was caught in a flash mob true story omfg

39. i did not choose the late life, the late life chose me

40. do

41. you

42. even

43. read

44. these

45. i was fighting al qaeda

46. traffic

YESSSS IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD AGAIN

the post that doesn’t age

Number 19 sold me if I were a teacher you will bee excused every time 

(Source: artvevo)

23 10 / 2013

pinoe-yaknow:

me every day of my life

pinoe-yaknow:

me every day of my life

(via cha-chi45)

23 10 / 2013

pettyartist:

image

Van Gogh

image

Van Goghing

image

Van Gone

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23 10 / 2013

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23 10 / 2013

i-ran-over-oprah:

OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT

i-ran-over-oprah:

OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY HOLY SHIT WHAT

(Source: poyzn, via cha-chi45)

23 10 / 2013

12 9 / 2013

moshita:

God’s Prototype

Ian Crawley

(via usuris)

12 9 / 2013

Johnny Depp photographed by Herb Ritts, 1991.

(via cha-chi45)

12 9 / 2013

"I’d rather be around a passionate nerd than a non-passionate cool person. Because if you lack passion, your soul is diminishing by the second. You have to be passionate about something. Call it obsessed or whatever you want, but be obsessed about something. Obsessed people care. I’m passionate about so many things, it becomes an issue at certain points, but at least you have the ability to feel that much about something"

Matt Cohen (via sharrmans)

(Source: laststag, via theresagirlinthegarden)

12 9 / 2013

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